VALUE YOURSELF

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question.
“For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom.”
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued… “For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was.”

me:
love you ...but am not your lover.Icare for you...but am not from your family ....I am ready to share your pain...but am not in your blood relation.I am your.......F R I E N D !!!!!True friend scolds like a DAD....Cares like a MOM....Teases like a SISTER...Irritates like a BROTHER...and finally loves U more than a LOVER... thnx for being one of my best freind miss u so much dear.........................Some times ur existencegives hope to one person,Your smile may be a pearl for someone,Your presence might be thedesire of the 1 who loves U dearly.So value yourself

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”

गम को करो Delete,ख़ुशी को करो Save,रिश्तों को करो Recharge,दोस्ती को करो Download,दुश्मनी को करो Erase,सच को करो Broadcast,झूठ को करो Switch Off,Tension को करो Not Reachable,प्यार को करो Incoming on,नफरत को करो Outgoing Off,Language करो Control,हंसी को करो Outbox Full,आंसू को करो Inbox Empty,गुस्से को करो Hold,मुस्कान को करो Sent,Help को करो OK,Self को करो Autolock,दिल को करो Vibrate,फिर देखो Life की Ringtone कितनी Polyphonic होजायेगीDOST KA MATLABD = door rahkar bhi jo pass hoO = ouro se jyada khas hoS = sabse pyara jiska ahsas hoT = takdir ko jiski talash

25. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.
23. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.
22. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher’s guide.
21. In college, there are no bells or tardy slips.
20. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you get to live with your friends.
19. In college, you don’t have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.
18. Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn’t heard of it.)
17. In high school, you’re told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don’t conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren’t closed and you’ve paid your tuition.
16. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you’re lucky to ever talk with the professor.
15. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in college, by the drunk frat boys on their way home when the bars close.
14. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade than your high school final exams ever did.
13. In high school, when the teacher said, “Good morning,” you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, “Good morning,” you write it down.
12. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.
11. In college, weekends start on Thursday.
10. In college, it’s much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there.
9. Once you’ve obtained the information described in #10, it’s much more time-consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to “just happen to bump into him/her.”
8. In college, there’s no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.
7. In college, your dad doesn’t pay for dates.
6. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and Dad.
5. College men are cuter than high school boys.
4. College women are legal.
3. In college, when you miss a class (or two or three), you don’t need a note from your parents saying you were skip… uh, sick that day.
2. In high school, you can’t go out to lunch because it’s not allowed. In college, you can’t go out to lunch because you can’t afford it.
1. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.